If I said you should be placed on a pedal stool for this, would it be appreciated or just a damp squid?

You have done great things here, keeping it together when everything else was falling apart. This is the only website I visit every single day, and I walk away every time either amused or informed, and often both. There’s no other publication I can say that about.

I’m almost willing to pay you $5500 to delete this article so I can pretend I never laid eyes on this thing.

Im likely sitting within 5 miles of that ZJ right now. I don't have a garage or any space, but do have a fully functional WJ to get around in. Give a shout when you come get it. We'll go grab a craft beer and some poutine.

Burned itself even as it was burning my retinas.

You can just leave off ”in the snow” and still be correct.

Geoff.

60 grand and it still manages to look like a rental car that crashed into a Pep Boys while covered in gorilla glue.

Says the Camry is ugly, then vouches for an Accord. I call ironic shenanigans.

Are you at the same level of incensed-ness over all those GM slushboxes from the 60s through...are they even finished using them?

I like it too... it's about the way it's set, not about the EQ itself.

The state of that graphic equalizer is making my brain itch uncontrollably.

Everywhere I go, people from all walks of life stop and stare at my WJ Grand Cherokee. I'm starting to suspect it may be because the serpentine belt squeals like a pig when I turn the AC on, but I can't be completely sure.

He drove for some pretty solid teams...just most of them before they became that solid. Richard Childress, Bud Moore, Hendrick, and Wood Brothers are all pretty legendary.

It's not a pleasant thing to post, but relevant.

Regardless of the cause...one of those ships being destroyed is terrifying.

Clearly a Camacuro.

Land’s End Hill climb.

My plan in that spot: Just quit. Aside from the Xterra and GTR, everything they’ve made since about 1990 is horrid, embarrassing trash.

Wake me when “sexier” means this: