The average used car payment is $378, and the average used car is a Dodge Caliber. This is proof that the species has angered the Great Old Ones somewhere along the line.

Nah, it looks like they may have actually sanded that truck first. That’s a premium service.

Luckily I have a solution for you. Just get the white one, and then

Doing a little beta testing for SpaceX?

Honestly, the baseline should be this.

I think I could do it getting to 100% content on iRacing.

No, you’re correct :D

“As the auction house notes, only 36 were ever made, and this one—chassis 3413—was one of just four upgraded at the time by Scaglietti and one of only seven to be completely ruined by this more aggressive coachbuilt body.”

Turing Pharmaceuticals or Elea Capital.

That was my first thought, that he has an incredibly punchable face.

Gotta respectfully disagree. That thing is as ugly as the run down side of hell.

Sloth: Baaaby RUTH

I’d carry a VW Thing on my back before I’d drive this. Or a stock SSR for that matter. But for 30K, just give me the keys.

Yes, for the TEARS. Of course. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Of course they did. There has to be something to connect the con rods to.

“What I really meant was that I have the funding to make a Tesla that looks like my privates. Sorry, geez!”

Well...in this case it would cover everything between where the car is now and wherever the rear bumper is. Keep driving and Tesla would have to warranty repair everything from New Jersey to Kansas.

Geoff.

I honestly believe that this- not Abbott and Costello, or something by Monty Python- id the single greatest piece of sketch comedy in the history of history.

This will make BOTH the Durango and the Aztec look for a tree to run up.