How groundbreaking. It looks exactly like every other mid-engined Viagramobile out there. Woo...hoo...hooo...

“I saw my ex and she found herself a sugar daddy, I guess. Guy is so old he has low-bypass turbofans! Guess she couldn’t find a dude with props so she settled.”

I have no problem with this.

The world isn’t just the US. A big ass pickup won’t work in European cities at all.

When did Chevrolet start rebadging the Ssangyong Rodius?

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I’ll give you hoof a percent share in the profits from the inevitable cow puns book (and mooooovie adaptation).

Cud you please stop with the puns?

“Dispatch, this is Officer Bessie, unit C0W- suspect sighted, we’re on the mooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOve and in pursuit.”

I also had this thought about REM.

“what business is entitled to just absolutely dump inferior products or waste into public spaces?”

I wish more cars came with LESS features. My want list of things is short- the only things that might be considered “amenities” that I want in a car are cruise control and AC. I don’t want anything else. I don’t want power seats or power windows. I don’t want a touchscreen or infotainment system. I don’t want Bluetooth…

First inflammable and now infamous. It’s English quiz day on Jalopnik.

NASCAR Family Values ™

It’s ugly, looks like it was put together in a shed, and has the most pedestrian drivetrain I could imagine. There’s nothing exotic or interesting about it. For that money you could buy something a LOT better. CP.

They are impressive when they swoop toward you.

Don’t forget to leave the giants stranded at the riverside near the one lane bridge.

Fast, impractical, special, convertible on a 300K budget....find a way to import a Donkervoort D8 GTO. It checks all the boxes. And just LOOK AT IT.

There’s a Falcon with a 5.4 DOHC and 6-speed in Denver right now, at Left Hand Utes. Go get it!

Yup, these guys have great stuff- a little more pricey, but they are generally newer and are registered in CO and emissions legal everywhere, so it would avoid potential headaches that way.