The short answer to this long article is: No. It can't.

I thought Puffy changed his name again and we were calling him Kanye West now.

How do you not have Babes in Toyland's "Bruise Violet?" which was about the long running feud between Love and Kat Bjelland?

The stupidest reveal in a trilogy full of stupid reveals.

Nobody batted an eye when Tank Girl had (implied) sex with a Mangaroo. But, I guess that's because nobody saw Tank Girl.

In the world of Tom Disch, The Brave Little Toaster is as light-hearted as it gets. Try Camp Concentration, The Genocides or 334 for his really bleak stuff.

The only films on this list I've even heard of are the ones that I've seen, which isn't too surprising, but I am surprised that Birdman and Nightcrawler weren't on the list. Maybe the AVC thought these were Marvel Studio products?

I thought the movie looked more like Michael Whelan's cover for The Integral Trees (Larry Niven) I never really felt a Roger Dean vibe.

Why do I have the feeling that the only people who will watch this are atheists looking for a train wreck? I can't imagine that any normal Christians would ever consider watching this.

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.

True, but electric typewriters were somewhat ubiquitous and word processing programs were available, though uncommon, then.

Robert J. Sawyer also writes with WordStar, though he uses WordStar 7, which is a little newer than the WS 4.0 that Martin uses.

William Gibson wrote Neuromancer on a manual portable typewriter.

Alec Baldwin is not a Crime.

They switched over to a tin/antimony alloy a while ago.

What, no Dragonslayer?

How is Jimi Hendrix not on here for "All Along the Watchtower?" (Bob Dylan) I think he's better known for that than "Purple Haze" or "Hey Joe."

Free Tortoise Rides!

Had you heard the rumor, too? It seemed to smack of even too much hubris for him. His editorials made it sound like he was full of himself, but not exactly delusional.

I remember hearing once that Shooter planned on canceling Spiderman if that's what it would take to get people to read New Universe. I can see why they fired him, if true. NU always smacked of trying to fix something that wasn't broken. Marvel was on top and DC was an also-ran, but DC was beginning a reinvention of…