Losing your hair is’nt a disability. Don’t disrespect REAL disabled persons with this.

you need to look up the definition of disability.

Or he’s working on an Ike Turner biopic next

How about Fuc-ee’s branded condoms? For when you want to get really familiar with a beaver 

He’s also an anti-science doctor.

You’ll get a nomination for this one, but have no chance at winning.

Stick to ports.

I hear his homeland’s glorious military has quite a few new openings for motivated young men...

As a mediocre male myself I have a few:

Do they store the gel in the freezer like the doctor’s office does?

you underestimate a truly dedicated shitter.  Apparently this woman was charmin sandiego.

Eh, give it 10 years and canada won’t even have winters anymore.   

I would think you in particular would be able to see through the fog.

It is not argon.

Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

I don’t cotton to those trying to gin up ad revenue.

There’s definitely more than just two.

What if we send Kylie Jenner there to distribute cans of Pepsi. That SHOULD fix everything.

I had an escort once in high school. It was my first, and my mom bought her for me. In fact, I was the first of any of my friends. She was a little boxy, but was very sturdy. Not too roomy inside, but I prefer a tight fit.