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Who the hell thought this series was a good idea?

Thanks, y’all.  My uncle is dead because other people decided to be selfish and greedy.  You are the reasons we will have at least some lockdown measures for the rest of the year.  Everyone who ignores the rules extends the rules.  Go to hell.

“We had sex a couple times, and it was fine. I didn’t get off. He kept saying “fucking goddamn you, [name]” while he was fucking me, which I didn’t really understand.”

Don’t glorify or give these shitheads attention. Some of us are trying to not die.

So when was it decided that Pratt should be shuffled off quietly and replaced by Messina? I mean I totally approve, but damn it people, why wasn’t I kept in the loop?

Chris is overly dramatic and clearly full of himself to the point that I wonder if he’s mentally ill.

Pics first.

You should consider checking out a book about how to be better person. 

They Were There All Along

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—This was supposed to be a story about the women who had decided to cast their vote for Amy

What Pete and Chasten Showed Us

“Their marriage is at once banal and extraordinary,” is how TIME’s Charlotte Alter described the union of Pete and

I’ve typed about a half dozen comments but I still can’t adequately articulate how much I fucking love Kerry Washington’s outfit. 

Honestly, this is the kind of shit I expect to see on the actual red carpet. This is such a superior group of looks!

+1 for your excellent use of the word boneless

Yes! I’d never been a huge fan of her music, but I’ve always really liked her and her Dolly-reminscent humility.

Ellen is, by the accounts of people who have worked for her, not a particularly nice person or one who deals well with a situation that feels out of her control (which makes the fact that she seems to love to prank people/catch them unaware all the more...interesting). Was this the time Jessica was, by her own