You’re right :(

The algorithm didn’t account for juiced baseballs. This roof will need to be raised after the fire is put out.

“party diehard”

..but HER emails!!!!!

And yet you cared enough about my opinion to respond.

Fan - “Oh yeah...well try walking on water!”

No, but the Lord rests in the seventh inning.

You really think someone named Startwaune is a right-winger? Transphobia does not go along party lines. He’s just an asshole on PCP, no political affiliation necessary.

Can’t wait for the follow up on how the rising cost of education needs to be reigned in. I’m curious how these pay raises will be reflected in tuition and budgetary management.

“Alleged” balls. Wait, did I do that right?

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

You’re probably too young to remember that you should have just posted video of Norm MacDonald’s ESPY hosting instead.

This is the best comment in this thread.

Some dumbass executives want to sell more socks, so they gave a pile of money to some asshole so they could use his (barf) famous last name, and told him that’s all that was required of him.

Damn Bobby, I thought you meant a fat white man-boy who can’t seem to dress himself with any sense of style, who is constantly enabled in his bad choices by his famous for nothing family.

Dana always looks like a guy who shows up for the threesome but ends up jerking off in the corner as the two girls go at it.

20 years is all it takes to be iconic? I’m double iconic, plus 3.

Lions record, 2015: 7-9, with CJ

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother