In Soviet NFL, Team cut Bowie.

I think she should also consider that the number of Asian applicants for SNL might be super small, if it exists at all. You can’t cast for a certain ethnicity if no one belonging to it shows up. When I worked in reality TV, our shows got a lot of shit for never casting Asian people. The truth was, the numbers of Asian…

37. In a row?

Ask your mom.

STICK TO COURTS!

Did you ask for middle easterners to murder american civilians on 9/11? I bet you didn’t help then either.

My hobbies are fast cars and fast women cause uh... that’s why my... the guys in my car club call me the ‘Cruiser’.

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

HEY! That’s “signed an enormous contract and then immediately lost his starting job to a draft pick whose fans lustily booed him on draft night” Mike Glennon of the Chicago Bears to you!

Fresh off beating the rap

I don’t see the problem. This strategy worked out pretty well for Manfred Mann.

Shit, even a blind coach could eclipse Boston College’s 2 conference wins last season...

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Taller or wider?

That snot news

Like all great Boogs, it’s hard to pick a favorite.

Did he call Robert Wagner for this idea?

Maybe. But I will say that the ACLU of MN (my state) holds many big events each year for $$$$. They have a Earl Larson award dedicated each year for someone who has spent their legal time and devoted it to civil rights (they recently gave it to retired Supreme Court Judge Alan Page). They also have a breakfast called…

I bet they served eggs there without any sense of irony.