Every word of this is wonderful.

Covfefe’s Law.

Adolphus Washington has a history of mental illness?

He has free will, my friend.

But he still works in Buffalo.

There’s no wall keeping you in.

Nice jacket!

He bought 10,000 season tickets to Marlins’ home games?

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

Covfefe’s Law.

This time the marlins took them hook, line and sinker.

Covfefe’s Law.

Nothing that happens in Chicago is Chicago’s fault.

Exactly. You should have to pass a class and get a license before you can have a kid.

What?

Abort! Abort! Abort!

It could have been a penis hating lesbian.

No, silly, life doesn’t begin in the womb for this croud.

But how is it pronounced?

Covfefe’s Law.