If this was a Florida to Zimbabwe flight I would suggest it was bath salts.

I don’t think there has ever been a clever one. At least not around these parts.

Covfefe’s Law.

Covfefe’s Law.

Do you even Godwin bro?

Covfefe’s Law.

Maybe the CDC has a breakdown by age groups of who is infected more frequently.

So the proper response to this is to fat shame other athletes?

Covfefe’s Law.

Well, they have threatened to out her if she wears anothet shoulderless dress.

The pretzel you are twisting is delicious and it’s not even baked yet.

Covfefe’s Law.

This is a threat to “journalists”, you must be stopped at all costs you vile pig.

Covfefe’s Law.

I don’t understand why the corporation would be buying these artifacts.

Covfefe’s Law.

Covfefe’s Law.

I’M FUCKING OUTRAGED!!!

But Americans are the only racist people in the world.

Covfefe’s Law.