Are you saying that Magic has

“I’m waiting for him to strangle a toddler on live television......”

Why wait?

I just dropped my merkin.

Otto’s parents didn’t like Obama but to be fair, Obama doesn’t like warm beer either.

Covfefe’s Law.

Hey, just because Obama made no effort to have Warmbier released doesn’t mean the blood is on his hands.

Amy Farrah Fowler is Mets fan?

In Soviet Russia, Cancar sore you.

Better? Yes. Completely accurate? No.

Yeah, it’s almost as though your cabal is taking pleasure in this news though.

Get with the times, its Covfefe’s Law and it’s Trump that you have to reference.

Hey, trolls allegedly don’t read, you can’t come here making blatant accusations.

I don’t think you know what health care means.

Yeah, just wait til the Georgia 6th election, er, um, I mean the 2018 mid-terms.

Overpay for cold brewed coffee and handcrafted chutney?

I was talking about this with the 7-11 manager this morning when I was gettinh coffee.

In Soviet Russia, Mosgov guarantees YOU.

I thought George Stephanopoulos was the shortest press secretary.

Pay per view Hogan videos?