I prefer the tuna noodle caxirola.

Yes the team was dominant, but the goaltender they were facing is amazing. You obviously don't understand the sport so please stick to something you are good at, like masturbating with that piece of rabbits fur you call Estelle Getty.

Well you can tell everybody, i'm a sham, i'm a sham' i'm a sham. Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am.

I think someone should point out the hesitation move that Drew Doughty put on Hank Lundqvist on the second Kings goal for him to open up just a little bit so he could squeeze it through his armpit. The between the legs move was flashy, but that hesitation move and subsequent shot was straight filth. That being said,…

Girardi simply whiffed on the pass, then panicked and made a stupid giveaway. He should have just taken the puck behind his net, waited for his teammates to regroup then start the breakout from their zone. Don Cherry is a fucking oaf. If you ever want a good laugh watch his biopic that was on cbc, its fucking…

For those counting, that's 2 Don Zimmer posts.

I don't know where to start. Drew Doughty has had a bunch of disappointing regular season the past couple years, so that is why he is not looked at as a top defenseman yet. Chicago is not that deep a team, they have amazing star talent. St. Louis was a deeper team, but got outclassed by Chicago's superior star…

So what you're saying is you suck at lasertag as much as you do at your job then ?

Not a trolling, just telling people his opinion. The actual trolling is you putting the word troll in the letterhead of this post, troll. If you look up trolling in the dictionary you will see Tim Marchman's stupid f'n face and his shitty cereal list.

Welcome to planet earth, where we have been using the hop method in mario kart forever.

Perhaps he should get Tommy John Holmes surgery for that.

BLOCKED !!!!!

Correction, I find out Keane is Irish and ergo not in the World Cup. Easy fix, for every you and you're sub in you're short drunken country.

It could be worse Mr.Keane, you could have been good enough at your sport to represent your country in humid ass Brazil at the World Cup in a week and a half. Just be thankful you're an under performing crybaby, otherwise you might really be hot then.

He doesn't love the NFL, he only jacks off to it.

Rick Reilly thinks you put too much effort into this write-up.

There is a game 7 conference finals game going into overtime, and this cocksucker is posting about a deleted tweet that is about as far from hilarious as the person referring to it as.

Readers are not amused by struggling Deadspin writer.