“Marjorie Klapper in the can,” sounds like the first line to a p good nursery rhyme.  

3 weeks?! No 5 year prison term? Damn, it’s good to be White!

She's the one who should have gotten 5 years, not the woman who used another address to get her kid into a better district. 

Yep. The tailpipe fuckers get all in their feelings whenever they see black skin on their front page.

She is fucking gorgeous. Why is it so hard for people to believe that some of us are not exclusively attracted to tall skinny people?! People are out here falling in love with ugly ass Adam Driver and I don’t badmouth them for that. Let us enjoy different kinds of people! Lawd!

Conflating size with health make you a douchecanoe even if you don’t think so.

but we shouldn’t be celebrating unhealthiness

BOSS. Fuck people who treat fat people cruelly. Say cruel shit. Spare me the health concerns.

150 days in jail?

I have an 89 year old parent and got a hot flash just reading this. I promised to dial back my more violent rhetoric so I’ll just say ya’ll would be reading about me rather than these shit stains on society.

My heart hurts.

Imo The Hangover hasn’t aged very well. Old School is still funny, mostly cause of Will Ferrell.

Oh, they have, but saying Japanese men are unsexy because soy feminized them is apparently not quite racist enough to motivate the powers that be.

I wish. They like him at the Takeout for some unknown reason and he regularly weebs it up at Kotaku, both places he’s out of the greys.

He made all those movies?

um, borat was great specifically because phillips got fired from it a week into filming.

How Come None of Y’all Told Me That Joker Was So Damn Boring?

“Chappelle claimed that Dorman was “laughing the hardest” at the jokes. But not everyone was laughing. Some claimed the comedy was transphobic.”

Fuck all of the people crying about the headline, Chapelle is a homophobic, transphobic and I’m sure several other ‘ics asshole that I don’t think deserves the support and adoration he gets.