I can’t fathom widespread public male-on-male sex even given the power dynamic.

His victims deserve more than that. I hope he rots in prison like Epstein should have.

Invoking Samsara and Nirvana, how very Lululemon of them.

“Hey Mr. Owl, how many black men must overdose at the Ol’ Buck Place before Mr. Buck gets tossed in the hoosegow?” 

A few polls have shown that approximately 15% believe that Sandy Hook, Stoneman Douglas, etc. were faked to implement gun control.

He is technically a serial killer, right?

Brick Owens and Dieter “Du” Grams

I didn’t think anything during the Trump Administration could shock me.

I worry about Bernie’s health. There, I said it.

Listen to Mayor Pete.

It strikes me as absurd, then, to knock Warren for being wonky. Inequality can only be solved by growing the power of organized labor and, even more importantly, via the tax code. The tax code is wonky. Tax policy is wonky. It is also the most powerful tool for fixing what ails us.

It never will because “we need to hear both sides” will continue to be spouted by the worst of us.

To the inevitable “This is ageism and Damon should be ashamed crowd”, let’s roll the tape on Joe Biden in the last month or so...

Man. I agree soooooo hard with all of this.

I supported HRC because I believed and continue to believe that she was an excellent candidate. In contrast, Biden is fucking terrible and would be terrible for this country.

To be fair, Simmons would also be intellectually overmatched by Donald Trump, Jon Gruden, Forrest Gump, or a toaster.

Nigeria is just one little country

This is what middle managers think smart people sound like.

I think most people have realized that Gladwell isn’t nearly as smart as he tries to present, but I’m always struck by how, in spite of this, Bill Simmons still sounds completely, intellectually overmatched when they talk.