Look at Mississippi moving up in the world. You know it’s just going to go to their head that there’s a category they’re not dead last in.

Morris mourns the loss of the “civilized dinner party” (a pressing concern plaguing all of us) and squarely places the majority of the blame for what he views as a declining quality in cultural production and critique on a “culture war” waged by marginalized people who prioritize morality and representation over good…

Which, although it was published a few weeks ago, captures a feeling that seems to be evergreen. Morris mourns the loss of the “civilized dinner party”

Agreed. I have a feeling that she made herself up this way on purpose and thinks she looks “dewy and glowing”, but to me it screams COKE SHEEN.

I would not want to be the soup kitchen manager who has to put up with this dumb bigot for three days.  

Wait. There’s supposed to be a monthly allowance?!

And remember this is a religious institution. You know, the “good kind” (christian), not heathen (Muslim). People who always tells us about how religion is so important and we need to be tolerant and caring and all that crap that they love to espouse to tell us how they’re better than others, and also why they should…

Nobody who goes to UF is old enough to remember “Amos ‘n’ Andy.”

I mean couldn’t keep the story straight to save her life.  just say you’re a shitty friend and keep it moving. Nothing she is saying is going to change the facts of the video. Bye girl, bye! 

I’m pretty sure “don’t engage the stepmom” doesn’t mean “avoid her like she has the plague.” Take 3 seconds to confirm that you have the right house and that you are leaving a small child with the right family, especially if you’ve never seen them before. There is no way this woman can spin this story to look good.

Many toddlers are actually bags of poo.

Right?! Like, who the fuck thinks the Ghost of Rochester is going to trigger people?

Go fuck your White self and die, asshole.

I starred you because your analysis was not wrong about Hilary, Bill, Joe or Bernie’s weaknesses. But if you’re not sorry after watching the world over the past two years, you lack the kind of human empathy for crying migrant babies, scared asylum seekers, murdered & endangered journalists, people who remember Russia…

susan sarandon falls under the 2nd category. fuck her.

jesus fucking tapdancing christ on a cracker.....

I’m not going too deep down this rabbit hole, but I’ll say this: we knew - precisely knew - various things that Trump would do. We knew he had a SCOTUS seat, at the very least.

As a former Bernie supporter in the primaries who actually did get up off my ass to vote for Hillary I can tell you that the single most privileged political position is that of the Bernie Bro that stayed home because Hillary didn’t cater specifically and directly to them and got drunk and high while celebrating how…

“FiveThirtyEight got the ‘16 election pretty wrong”

“I am not sorry she did not win - “