“Why can’t Apple say “OK, we will crack it for you. Bring us the phone. Go away. We will call you when it is open.” That way, the FBI gets the data, Apple keeps the technique safe, everyone is happy.”

+1000....

And I agree, but that could have easily been boiled down to “4 double IPAs and Indian takeout from the place down the street.” The extra irrelevant detail to show how cool your food/beer taste is is the hipster-millenial kinda thing.

Beer snobs pop up where you least expect them.

Last Friday I had four Six Point Resin double IPAs and an order of naan and rogan josh from the nearby Indian joint.

I don’t think it’s what you ate and drank but more how specific you were about it.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

I wonder how many competitive eaters yak up while competing. I know of at least one:

There was a family with a 10 year old kid in the theater when I went on Saturday. They got up and left after the gratuitous sex bit. Somebody didn’t tell them what they were getting into.

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

Nicely done.

Get a load of this guy.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

I’ve only recently (it’s been just over a year) rediscovered my love of comics, so since the MCU has started up I have been able to enjoy the movies without really having the ability to hold them up and compare them to their comic roots. I think that’s why I’m able to enjoy the Marvel movies so much. But sometime in…

Do you not really know about the Deadpool character? Are you trying to make a joke that falls flat? Then the above post is for you!

An interesting response from Louisiana’s State Treasurer John Kennedy: http://www.brproud.com/news/local-new…

Illinois raised their income tax from 3% to 5% in 2011 (and up to 7% from 4.8% for corporations), and just cut it back down to previous levels this past year. During the years the tax was increased they had record high tax revenue, but their pension and budget deficits GREW. There has been a Democratic Governor since…

Saw the movie last night and the jokes and insults are clever, including the 4th wall breaking stuff.

idiot analogy dude, if i go spend 200k i don’t have in 2009 and start cutting the amount i spend i don’t have say 5% each year i am still spending 140 k more than i have each year even tho i am reducing the deficit. Remember a trillion dollar stimulus in 2009? This is classic lying with statistics that politicians of…