Kyrie vs. Steph: winner plays Hot Sauce

Moving from SF to Seattle turned me from an introverted self defeatist to a veritable Casanova full of confidence because nobody knew that I was riddled with insecurities borne of negative experiences.

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

Is anyone really surprised that Sumo immediately went into the Hundred Hand Slap? It’s like the easiest move in the game.

What a horrible display of sportsmanship that fan had to endure.

So you actually don't understand that it sounds like you where raised by wolves?

Wheeeeellll look who’s all fancy!

I don’t know how you live your life.

I spray my comforter down with Lysol

So it’s not like The Wiggles then?

On a seperate note: If this is real... Never Forget:

Historically, a lot of companies like to decentralize their racism around many departments, but we’ve found huge efficiencies in combining the function under our CRO. He’s responsible for training employees on offensive jokes and coaching newly-hired racists up to company standards. He’s also taken on hiring authority…

For a racist supervisor? You’ll need to place 5 copies for every 3 they’ll recognize.

Shouldn’t Vision be able to just...win alone?

Nah. Ron runs riverboats, not trains.

I can’t remember whether it was that or Just a Dab on Her Chin.

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The original Teens Like Their Meat Big, Hard, & Throbbing was a work of cinematic genius. As hard as the throbbing was, it looked almost too easy. Teens Like Their Meat Big, Hard, & Throbbing 2: Maybe Not As Big was a disappointment, totally missed the point. It got away from the theme that made the first theme great.…

I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

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