The NCAA doesn’t have the authority to overturn a game.

I don’t think they’ve ever reversed the result of a game after the fact and probably don’t want to start that precedent now. Also, CMU’s play was sweet as hell and they should be awarded an additional victory.

They really can’t because it would set a terrible precedent.
Also I have a little sympathy because it was a goddamn hook and ladder hail mary. Stop it and you don’t get beat.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Also, she teaches courses in Human Trafficking? I apparently had the wrong major in college because that seems like a degree that could get you into a business with a really high profit margin.

Donald Trump: Our allies need to carry their weight or reimburse us.... Gawker: Donald Trump wants America running a protection racket...FoxtrotAlpha: No seriously Gawker, our allies are screwing us.

Dillon Brooks should be more like Grayson Allen, a true sportsman.

So they only used it once?

Depends on accessibility. HiMARS can fit into a C-130 that can land on a dirt strip, so if you have that, pretty quickly plus some force protection if it is not already out there.

“It’s also worth pointing out that the demo only offered the man’s perspective, so I hope the final library is less gender normative.”

And distinctive cheetah print sleeve tattoos.

Suggested Healine:

For some reason, I read this whole story as Rod Serling.

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

Since this is Vitals, I’d like to inform would-be swimmers that water is the number one cause of drowning in people who swim.

WHAT?!
The funniest was this one posted by Will Holz!:

Doctor Doom going through airport customs is good for a chuckle.

Holy shit. I havent shook my head that hard since the last Daft Punk song.

So what kind of footwear are these guys wearing?