Time to call out the yellow... jackets?

First crash of the day at Fontana.

Or each other.

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

Loser has to settle for the Morgan Stanley internship this summer.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

FA is the most consistently well-written thing on Gawker, and it’s not particularly close.

I’m on a conference call, and I’m desperately hoping that they aren’t asking me to do anything, because I haven’t paid attention to a single word thanks to this article.

Flying subsonic for two hours in the SR-71 has to be tedious...

We need the FA crew to take over the main Gawker writing duties.

He needs to learn useful life lessons like leaving 13 mil on the table because daddy got his feelings hurt

I’m late to a meeting because of this article, haha

This is such bullshit.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

I just sat down for lunch and this article popped up. Now I feel like a real life Carls Jr. commercial.

Why does it bother you so much? There are plenty of shitty articles popping out on Jalopnik, so why do you people keep whining about some good, quality and informative journalism that Foxtrot Alpha is (70% of the time, but ultimately better than 70% of the stuff on Jalopnik)?

I think the secret villain in this story is Giant Black Rectangle.

Yann Hufnagel sounds like someone named their kid after a spilled scrabble board.

Please tell me we now get to see Putin doing a photo op on the deck of a cardboard aircraft carrier with a giant mission accomplished banner in the background.

So if someone had gone up to a professor and claimed they saw you cheating on an exam, you wouldn’t expect them to need evidence beyond an accusation to expel you? And maybe they wait a year to make the accusation. And maybe you used to be really tight with this person but now you aren’t for whatever reason.