Shouldn’t Vision be able to just...win alone?

Nah. Ron runs riverboats, not trains.

I can’t remember whether it was that or Just a Dab on Her Chin.

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The original Teens Like Their Meat Big, Hard, & Throbbing was a work of cinematic genius. As hard as the throbbing was, it looked almost too easy. Teens Like Their Meat Big, Hard, & Throbbing 2: Maybe Not As Big was a disappointment, totally missed the point. It got away from the theme that made the first theme great.…

I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

All Guy Bathtime

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

True!

Yep, thanks to new experiments in aerodynamics at high subsonic and transonic speeds given the advance of technology enabled by jet engines. (As 52ndstate pointed out)

Magneto also once helped him lose a lot of weight real fast.

I had a good run going for a few years where I went over to a like-minded friend’s house for the game. Just the two of us, a kegerator, good food, prop bets through an off-shore casino website, and enforced silence except for game-related comments for three solid hours. It was heavenly. Then I started dating my now…

I didn’t have headphones so I watched it on mute, but in my head I was picturing Cleveland Brown’s voice saying “no no no no NO NOOOO!!!!!”

How to Fake Your Way Through the Super Bowl Without Knowing Anything About Football

don’t forget to tell everyone how much you don’t give a shit in person/facebook/twitter etc.

What’s the Super Bowl’s favorite Christmas song? No L.

Oh God this. I’ve been on both sides of it (karma IS a bitch) and maaaaaan is it not worth it. Especially for someone who admits to having some social issues - imagine having to rebuild your entire social circle. Because you will. Piece, by fucking piece. You cannot buy enough cats to fix what you’re contemplating…

And if you can’t find a steaming hot woman, there are loads of streaming hot women on the internet. Heads up though, either way: they both want your credit card.

It’s a shame that such a military-hating liberal city like San Francisco gets such awesome displays every year. I’m sure there are plenty of people who enjoy it, but I can’t even imagine the sanctimonious bitching that must go along with it from the local activists groups.