If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

For the record Carl agrees with you about the Texans

They’re a stiff contender.

Boyz 2 Men has to be the winner.

Well. you see he was discharged but no one told him so he kept flying, him and his red stapler.

It’s the autopilot:

Oh, that’s Fred. He’s special. Officially listed as ‘165 lb. antisocial ballast’, the crew considers him to be a good luck charm.

I would think that with four of those pointy things on his collar, there aren’t too many people that are going to write him up for his footwear selection.

That was really impressive... Leave it to the military to get creative in planning & executing things like that (experience goes a long way here). They don’t have the phrase “Can’t Be Done” in their dictionaries.

I grew up in Ras Tanura and was on the last KLM refugeee flight from Dhahran before Desert Storm happened. We then went back and were there for the finale. I still have my S10 respirator and fond memories of going to see the US and British troops up near Khafji.

I remember sitting in a battered T55 that had been…

“What an exciting contest between two teams who are the best of chums” said no one ever.

Had to go to Wikipedia for some details but the Red Wings-Avalanche games in the late 90s were pretty nasty. Claude Lemuix was usually centrally involved.

Cleveland gets a second team. Both teams get to pool their wins at the end of the season to try to get into the playoffs. They still don’t.

Mike Brown: [sees baby eating candy]

Seems like this is the reason they have drive-thrus. I didn’t see the inside of a 7-11 for about three years after my kids were born.

I’m fluent is six million forms of communications ... including ‘bama drunk

It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

Trying to murder someone: 3 games

I received Superman 64 the year it came out as a Christmas present, and it was my only non-clothing Christmas present that year.

I remember going through all of the steps outlined in this article, just they occurred all in the span of the same day, rather than over an extended period of time.