I’m more concerned if they found Bruce Willis.

Chill, guys! Seriously, this penis waving between friends and allies is boorish beyond belief.

Like this?

The PR department will probably have him read a statement.....oh wait

Whatever man, you get this stuff on the odd day no one nearly starts ww3.

I actually went to a real re-enactment one time and it was pretty awesome.

That Sherman is exactly what I need to keep my neighbor’s cat from ever shitting on my lawn again!

Why aren’t they teaming up to fight the giants just outside of the village?

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a meat cleaver is a good guy with a katana.

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I didn’t know Juggalos even *liked* hockey.

Neat. What were the ratings of apples compared to oranges?

That is so incredibly head-up-the-ass from ESPN I don’t know where to start. There’s already a day that people think of as college football day, namely “I’m glad we made a New Year’s Day bowl this year, it was a good season.”

The other problem with making NYE a sports day for any sport is that it’s not a day off the…

“According to the script, the planet Luke has been hiding on for years is called ‘Ahch-to’...”

Gesundheit!

Check out the design sketch for the Navy’s DS-1 class carrier. Rumor is that it will be christened the USS Ronaldus Magnus, CVN-1369.

Come on that shows the kid in a negative light, that has no place in the BLM movement

I love how you leave out major points of the story. The cops thought it was a real gun because people called the police and said a boy is playing with a gun and threatening people. The story is tragic enough, you dont need to leave out information for sympathy. Most people know the cops did not act appropriately.

Kind of my point. Let's ignore the unbelievable progress made in favour of feeding the OMG Everyone's Racist Trolls. People like that create more racism than they extinguish.

I enjoy most of them tbh. It's just stuff like this that serves no purpose but to wind up the Racism Everywhere Movement that gets a little bit monotone and boring.

It must suck to hate every single Gawker article but have the severe OCD that forces you to read them all anyway...