Ironically, I won a bet on this decision.

Good. Baseball’s got one rule for a lifetime ban. One. How hard is that?

Thank god there aren’t people around when I attempt this. I would be in jail for attempted murder.

Upside: high-motor; size

It was in Atlanta, dumba**

“Don’t forget to tune in next week folks, where we will be explaining the, ‘Dirty Sanchez’.”

Might have fallen to a balcony below maybe?

Not as bad as McCringleberry.

If it’s Gay, all of Gawker must love it.

It’s definitely an upgrade from Manziel’s last acronym-based scandal, BYOB.

It’s probably comcast, high speed internet my ass.

As of right now, that tablet is the best player the Niners have

I was there! It was nuts! He told that everyone that he was going to jump and no one believed him. When he actually did several people tried to catch him, but it was an ole miss. Everyone noticed this at exactly the same time and then we all went to sing karaoke.

That's not how candy crush works.

This’ll surely make his value plummet.

This graphic should speak the following to anyone considering joining the Military: “Join the Coast Guard...there’s only a dozen assignments... so there’s a great chance you’ll have a good one”.

Definitely. They may waste time doing cruise ship escort and protection in the middle of nowhere, etc. but, being from the water of Southeast Alaska, they are top-notch life savers who have a lot of people’s respect.

Despite DHS best efforts to bloat and ruin the fine Coastguard, it is still the best value for money service, and the service most likely to actually help individual Americans.

I have to admit, where I saw a ton of waste in the previous graphics, this one has me incredibly surprised at how few aviation assets are available to the Coast Guard.