Why does a station do this? Is it some sort of petty “HOCKEY’S FOR LIBRULS” thing, or is it that they make more money running paid programming during a time when nobody would be watching in their backwater? Or what is it? I’m genuinely wondering.

Thanks but no thanks, Lubbock. I’m much better off getting my medical advice from Doc Emrick.

It’s not considered a foreign substance if the Crisco is coming from inside your skin, right?

I hear he decided to be a pitcher because of his insatiable love of Mounds.

The Pillsbury Throw Boy is dead,
Long live the Pillsbury Throw Boy.

Several plates apparently

Yeah. He’s way more than that.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

I agree 100%. Kipnis’ piece is a bit long and I’m still reading it but I can see her points. And even if I don’t end up agreeing with everything she says, how is this grounds for any kind of complaint??? These students sound insane. Not, not insane. They sound bored. That’s what my mom would say. These are the…

I was raised by my dad and my grandparents didn’t encounter feminism until I was in college. So much of this, to me, is like being on the outside and looking in and then suddenly I am a part of it. Everywhere I go there is just a new rule, a new idea, a new “thing” that I may or may not be in compliance with or…

Memphis is looking good this season!

makes sense that the bears would try basketball since they already know they can’t play football for shit

That’s a bit grizzly for a Friday.

If you zoomed in real close on that ball, you could see “Property: Tim Treadwell” written on it.

Jesus H. Christ. You win the debate, guy is getting blackballed for definite.

Trent Richardson signed a two year, $3.85 million contract with the Raiders on March 18, 2015.

* Piven: “I don’t get In-N-Out like everybody else does.” It’s the no-bacon policy, man. They gotta offer bacon.

Oh, GROW UP.

And during that time, the copy machine was put to uses it has yet to recover from.