I dunno, I’m trying to figure out what else I would name my death metal sea shanty band.
Morbo
bowker
I tried this in my driveway and I can confirm that gravity is still very much in effect for me.
don’t show this to wallstreet journal commenters
We did not.
Being a woman makes this the worst. Need to reach into your purse for a tampon? HAHA FLUSH. Now you have toilet water all over your ass and bits. Enjoy. God damn it.
No love for Mexico? There’s a goddamn eagle fighting a snake on a cactus! It may as well be an album cover for a metal band!
No doubt. Everyone in Austin has lakefront property these days.
Refills.
An AK with a bayonet on top of it! Along with that hoe on that flag, you have all of the ingredients you need for a mass genocide.
Auto-flush sucks.
That state has ... no water
Not missing home plate isn’t much to ask of a professional athlete. This is the equivalent of a wide receiver dropping the ball in celebration before he reaches the end zone.
So what that receiver stepped out of bounds at the 1-yard line? He ran 40 yards after catching a 40-yard pass and dodged all those guys. Totally a touchdown
With a stick! Hot take coylio.
When you put it that way, I withdraw my criticism.
I've been drunk all afternoon because I'm unemployed because of grad school.
“ROLLS”, GOD DAMN IT.
I have to ask: do you really think it’s spelled “roles”? Really? And you went to grad school?
Haha, last month I was in New Orleans for a conference and my coworkers and I went to Commander’s Palace for lunch on the last day before heading home (AMAZING Turtle Soup). I had been to fancy places before and water refills were nothing new, but halfway through our meal a server stopped by and replaced our FULL…