Sigh.
You know, I was going to write 'Hot Dogs' for West Virginia because I thought it would be funny. Then I looked at the map. Fucking squirrel would have been more respectable. THIS, West Virgina, is why you don't ever have nice things.
Morbo
bowker
How is this illegal? It's against NCAA rules for sure, but not illegal. The police should not care.
a penis will get hard if you let it rub against you, but that doesn't mean anything about the boy attached to it.
Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.
Patricia Driscoll accused him of smashing her head into a motorhome wall three times.
Re: the high school dance boner.
This is less interesting than I expected.
She can eat a bucket of nails and 3 hours later she'll shit out a Volvo.
That last chef is more manly than 100 of me everyone.
FIFY
She once won with a semi-automatic pistol.
She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.
That last chef is more manly than 100 of me.
"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."
In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.
Jesus, that manager in the 4th story is a real sociopath. How would it even make your scheduling easier to only plan one night ahead, at 4am? Do people just plain enjoy making their employee's lives miserable, for fun?
"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.
I get the must-control-to-the-ground rule. But he has possession and his elbow is down prior to the ball coming loose. Overturning this is essentially saying that the play isn't over even if someone is down by contact.
This footage should replace CNN's "end of the world" video.
