Oh if only that were the only situation that applied.

you're 100% being a jerk the snow blows off your roof making it harder to drive behind you.

This a million and one million times. If I had a dollar for every time I get cut off on the expressway by someone who hasn't bothered to brush snow off more than their windshield and front-door side windows I would be typing this from the beach on my own private island.

I've always thought of starships as analogous to submarines. Weapons were loaded and controlled in the torpedo room, under orders passed from the captain. The 'bridge' is kind of centrally located, since all knowledge of the outside world is obtained via sensors

You walk a red carpet, you consent to any and all photos taken there getting out to the public. The whole point of doing it is having your picture taken.

All I can say is, when you're ten years old, you've just read all about the Jersey Devil, and a screech owl or something in the woods outside your house at 2am wakes you up, you will FREAK OUT. It was 30 years ago and I can still hear that weird-ass squeal-whistle.

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

There's only three real monsters kid; Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I'm fairly certain these are proof that time travel does in fact exist, yet it's possessed by a small group of sadistic assholes who really enjoy going back in time just to fuck with people.

woman found the beast attempting to eat her dog. She hit it with a broomstick and it flew away.

$4,000? What god damned moron pays $4,000 for tickets to a game>?

They gave him a CREDIT FOR FUTURE PURCHASES for $1,600. That's bullshit!

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

I assume CNN's last transmission will actually be a shot of Wolf Blitzer - cold and tired from the months of running from the machines - eating Don Lemon's head.

Having seen The Ring, I'm a little bit scared that if I watch this the world will actually end.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

Whoever left off Randy Johnson and Pedro should be banned from voting. The best lefty and righty of their generations. This "No one gets 100%" rule is an abomination.

GREAT THANKS I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D FUCK HER

Bud Light in hand. Up for whatever.