I mean, it's not Morelli's call. That play didn't fall in his area, so he has to trust his other parts of the officiating crew.

The last time I saw a reverse cowboy this crazy Alexis Texas was still an amateur.

Pete Morelli was reminded that one day he may have to cross the George Washington Bridge. He quickly reconsidered the call.

Because you stop faster on a freeway = less chance you hit a deer with your jet.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

Shitting their pants in a bowl game. He must have forgotten that he's not playing for Florida STATE.

"Sorry Coach some part of me heard 'brown-22'."

Never has a player's number been more appropriate to the situation.

I thought Najeh Davenport went to the U?

Not that surprising. Florida spent all season shitting the bed.

I remember when Madden added PSLs to their Owner Mode. So cool! Finally, the thrill of ripping off your fanbase, at your fingertips!

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

This is awful—what did Florida State's football program ever do to deserve this kind of treatme—

It reminds me of that Crichton book, Congo, in that assembling an army of the most vicious aggressive defenders will eventually result in self-inflicted destruction of the very master who they once purported to served.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

/slide whistle

Would've held onto it if he had crab claws.

He just got picked off, too.

They're also much easier to snap up stealthily, especially in a group game. Also the bonus of being able to build on them really really quickly, which is huge if you play in a cash tight (no "Free Parking" jackpots) game.

I remember when big games were simply "on TV", not on some cable channel or some digital BS. It was nice, it worked.