If only they had some midgets to serve as infantry, this would be perfect.

Yeah, I think that was in the treaty.

English, American ... at least we can both agree the French sucked, amirite?

While, at the same time, we were more or less fighting the Japanese alone. The Russians played a big part in the European war, but they were happy to pick the bones of the Japs at the end of the Pacific war. As with many facets of the Allies’ performance, it was a team effort.

Look, this was obviously a stupid comment by a guy no one expects to be showing up at Mensa meetings anytime soon.

Maybe Donovan’s DUI was just an attempt to jumpstart a comeback?

That was asked tongue-in-cheek by a reporter who had knew Williams and was as tired of hearing all the “black quarterback” questions being asked around him as Williams probably was of hearing them.

Looks like they were doing spring cleaning on the hangar deck, and now they’re just waiting for a giant broom to come along and sweep these planes into the ocean.

I love that in the Old West we had mob justice. Now, in the 21st century, it’s Facebook and Twitter justice.

The way his teammate held the guy up, it might not have been targeting but it sure was a textbook Malachi Crunch.

Basketball overtime sucks. The last two minutes are fine, but the first three minutes are the most anticlimactic in sports.

Or, in the case of Isner-Mahut at Wimbledon, they play for three days.

Better than one of the stars of that game. Mark Pierce, the big Arkansas fullback who scored a couple of overtime touchdowns to keep it going, is doing a 15-year stretch in a Texas prison for intoxicated vehicular manslaughter and meth possession.

Fat, caffeinated

It gives me hope for the team and the city. Then a little part of me dies ...

Jesus, did a brain damaged 8-year-old write this? Or did a chimp run it through Google Translate on Portuguese to English? Or is this brilliant satire and I’m just not smart enough to grasp it?

Are we sure this is from tonight’s game? Could be recycled from the last time AP and all of his illegitimate children played backyard football at the family reunion.

From Kristin’s Facebook post: “This has ruined his belief in Santa.”

Voice of an angel?

Approaching 100 years old, yes. The theories were first developed in the 1910s and 1920s, the technology in the 1930s. So it’s been about 100 years since we first started to conceive of the possibility of atomic weapons.