Moving two or even three teams to Los Angeles actually improves the NFL’s stadium extortion racket.

Also, the horse looks drunk and sad. Like this was the only gig he could get after washing out of Clydesdale University, and his life has been a downward spiral ever since.

Best part of this is that it’s “The Original” Crazy Stallion. As if there’s hundreds of knock-offs out there but you, humble malt liquor connoisseur, can be assured you’re getting Crazy Stallion the way God intended.

SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED ... during the casting process.

What’s amazing to me is that nuclear technology is almost 100 years old at this point and still only a handful of nations possess it. I know it’s insanely expensive to develop the technology for yourself, but at some point enough people are educated in its theories and applications that it becomes common knowledge.…

When I was single and living in a small town, I spent a lot of Christmases alone. It was nice on some level, but still lonely. So, one year, when I got an invitation from the 60ish teller at my bank to join her family for dinner I decided “what the hell?” and went.

If you’re traveling more than three hours/one tank of gas in a car, you better be damn sure of the stability of your relationship.

Jason Pierre Paul has better hands than Ted Ginn Jr.

Likes the way the Panthers do things.

Phillipians? Did Emmitt Smith hack Steve Harvey’s Twitter account?

In this deleted scene from the 1966 movie classic “Batman,” the Joker’s henchmen engage in a tug-of-war battle with the Dynamic Duo.

Just remember, LeSean, if you feel something land on your neck and you think it’s someone in the upper deck spitting at you ... it’s not spit.

You really just posted this to brag about getting double-teamed on a hand job, didn’t you?

The NHL’s never-ending changes to its all-star format are confusing, but you’ve at least got to give them credit for experimenting with some things to make it interesting. If it was a regular game, it’s a 15-12 pond hockey shootout with no checking where the goalies might as well not even be there.

At least he’s finally confirming it.

Aren’t you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?

I’m 39, and had to explain to two of my 25-year-old co-workers who Scott Weiland was. That same week I made a reference to the WKRP turkey drop episode (which is a fucking internet meme, for God’s sake!) and had to not only explain where it came from but what WKRP was.

My pet peeve is the asshole who sends you 50 text messages spaced out over the course of 30 minutes about where you want to eat dinner, simply because they refuse to spend two minutes on the phone to hash out the same plans.

Apart from the obvious and very serious case of culture shock the old man would suffer, he would probably wave off 21st-century creature comforts in favor of oil lamps and ink-dipped writing quills, so that he could feel somewhat grounded in this strange new futuristic universe.

My job entails early-morning work that can be done late at night if you stay up long enough, so I occasionally work until 1 or 2 in the morning instead of dragging my ass to the office at 6.