The NHL’s never-ending changes to its all-star format are confusing, but you’ve at least got to give them credit for experimenting with some things to make it interesting. If it was a regular game, it’s a 15-12 pond hockey shootout with no checking where the goalies might as well not even be there.

At least he’s finally confirming it.

Aren’t you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?

I’m 39, and had to explain to two of my 25-year-old co-workers who Scott Weiland was. That same week I made a reference to the WKRP turkey drop episode (which is a fucking internet meme, for God’s sake!) and had to not only explain where it came from but what WKRP was.

The planet Luke is on at the end ... is that supposed to be Earth? Or just random Star Wars Planet No. 733?

My pet peeve is the asshole who sends you 50 text messages spaced out over the course of 30 minutes about where you want to eat dinner, simply because they refuse to spend two minutes on the phone to hash out the same plans.

Apart from the obvious and very serious case of culture shock the old man would suffer, he would probably wave off 21st-century creature comforts in favor of oil lamps and ink-dipped writing quills, so that he could feel somewhat grounded in this strange new futuristic universe.

My job entails early-morning work that can be done late at night if you stay up long enough, so I occasionally work until 1 or 2 in the morning instead of dragging my ass to the office at 6.

Remember, too, that if you strike down the prequels they will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

He’s from Atlanta, his father is a highly-respected cardiologist, and his mother is a Nigerian politician. The family has some money and he has ties to the area. Probably back home for the holiday break and having a weekend out with friends.

Starred, just for its incomprehensibility and batshit times 10 level of craziness.

That’s what I was thinking. Balcony, or maybe a patio or pool area.

Everywhere except San Francisco.

And healing them with rainbows and flowers.

This might be a dumb question, but what platform was this supposed to be on? PC? Console? Whichever it is, will that long of a delay cause more problems as the technology they’re currently developing for ages?

Only problem is, no matter how much you try to keep the recipe a secret, eventually your Korean and Persian friends will want one too, just to see how much fun it is to drink it. Only they can’t handle it and insist on driving home, whereupon they plow into a crowd of 75 people on their way to synagogue.

They call it a cookie gun at Christmas. The rest of the year it’s a $500 penis pump that they’ve got a warehouse full of.

Getting old sucks harder than a motivated Gianna Michaels.

I’m not sure there’s any amount of money, and that’s not a knock on Kansas. I just firmly believe that Alabama would match any amount — any amount — someone offered. Even if it got into the $15-$20 million per year range, there’s some crazy ass rich Alabama booster who would pony up the funds to make it happen.

I was thinking Dylan Ryder. I’ve watched too much porn in my life, haven’t I?