And the championship was usually wrapped up with two races to go.

That still won’t help some people, though. Earnhardt probably would have won the race and advanced if the caution hadn’t flown. I think Newman might have had a shot to move on as well.

This is the main reason I’m perfectly content to stick with my 12-year-old PS2 and original Xbox. Not just not having physical copies of the games, which can still get damaged and become unplayable, but the fear that these games rely too much on the online multiplayer experience and aren’t repayable enough over the…

Sounds like they knew he was in his final days, but protecting some of he and his family’s privacy.

Loved his high-five to the random guy on the field as they passed each other.

See, this is the the true genius of it. Roger Goodell has a hard-on for London, and this clears the way for it to be the new Los Angeles.

I believe all of the salt mines — salt domes, actually — are along the Gulf Coast. I know there’s a bunch in Louisiana and Texas, maybe a few in Mississippi.

GO TEAM VAGINA!

Mississippi does a lot of things wrong in the realm of education, but the community college system is actually one that they deserve credit for getting right. It’s a well-developed system that gives a lot of people in a poor state some shot at a relevant education.

Is this going to be a problem for the person taking the picture?

The potential for a safety is one of the reasons a football play from a team’s own 1-yard line is the most sneaky-fun-exciting play in all of sports. So many amazing or cool things can happen:

Looks like the Japanese version of Mr. Peanut.

That takes the concept of shitting on someone’s point to a whole new level.

I think that’s the Cheney family recipe.

I hear Bernie actually sells these as autographed, “game used” items for a premium after his diner stops.

Looks like Circle K commissioned a line of travel mugs, but rejected when the head of marketing saw them and said, “CIRCLE K, YOU IDIOTS! CIRCLE K!”

Eh, we are a young nation, and thus are enamored with recent history.

Tales of Bills fans are made exponentially better if you sing this song to yourself while reading them:

According to a 2013 study by the American Journal of Sports Medicine, there have been about 12 per year since 1990 in high school and college football combined. I’d guess most of those are in high school, given the greater availability of immediate medical assistance at college games.

You realize your whole life has been leading to this moment, right?