Gotta give props to the guy, though. He was responsible for half of an 0-16 season, ran out of the back of his own end zone, has career stats that look like a mediocre season for most starting quarterbacks, and yet he’s spent 10 years in the NFL and made several million dollars over the course of his career.

Artillery or chopper would probably be the preferred first options, but I’m sure the A-10 can be loaded with some sort of munitions to get the job done against infantry. It’s designed for low, slow, close air support, so I’m sure the plans included that. Just not sure whether its cannon would be the very first club…

Do you then hang up the phone and let out a long, evil laugh afterward?

They wouldn’t use it if it didn’t work.

Hunt around a little at bestgore.com and you shall find what you seek.

It’s called air support. It’s what your own infantry calls in when things get hairy, to kill the other infantry (or just to do it with a minimal amount of risk to your own troops). They’ve been using it for 100 years. You need to spend more time over at FoxTrotAlpha.

If you get hit with a 30 mm depleted uranium round, radiation sickness is going to be the least of your worries. Collecting your body parts is going to your top priority.

No problem.

If boner pills had been around in 1908, you can bet your sweet ass Fred Merkle would’ve had no problem endorsing them.

The only times I’ve watched 2 Broke Girls is when Kat Dennings’ impressive cleavage is on the screen and I become hypnotized for a couple of minutes. I feel like it’s time well spent, even if my brain cells are jumping off an imaginary cliff like lemmings.

Devonta Freeman: (scores two plays later, violently slams the ball into the ground)

Tomahawk was the helicopter. That’s Spirit.

Has there ever been a rap video that didn’t include strippers?

That’s the cartoon. A good number of people died in the comics. There was a storyline (Marvel issues 108-115) where a mission went bad in the Middle East, leading to a Gulf War type situation, and a dozen or so Joes (including longtime members Doc and Clutch, as well as all of Battleforce 2000) died.

Forgot about or wasn’t familiar with those, but good eye there. There were a bunch of Joes in the IDW comic who were created to be killed off in a single panel or two for dramatic effect. Similar to Cool Breeze, who at least got one or two issues in the Marvel run before eating it.

Chuckles got a nice makeover in the 2010s era comics that rebooted the storyline. They turned him into a deep cover operative infiltrating Cobra, which hadn’t quite been outed yet as a major terrorist organization.

Always liked the Alley Vipers. There was a recent reissue of them with a better urban camp paint scheme that made them even cooler.

Nothing wrong with a wide-brimmed Panama Jack-style hat for a guy who spends most of his time in the swamp. It’s rather practical.

No. 129 for Falcon? He’s never going to live down the cartoon movie, is he?

Alpine’s the only one in that picture (which is of the 1985 figure releases), but there were several black Joes.