You know the Lady Jaye figure was the one showing nipples, right?

I can speak from recent experience that genuine Fruit Loops accomplish the same thing. I ate a few bowls for dinner and a few hours later it looked like I was trying to drown Toucan Sam.

Love the “Ghosts turn milk green!” teaser line, like they sooooo want to add “... and you won’t believe what else turns green!”

Coincidentally, “Kaboom!” is also what I yell when taking a particularly vigorous dump.

Go eat your Kale-Berries, hippie boy.

I think you’re asking for trouble, mixing Pokemon and Nazi souvenirs. It’s like your closet is a mini-Axis state.

So it’s essentially the same as Central?

.... and a shit ton of cocaine.

That’s exactly what they want you to think.

If he’d have been able to hang in there for another 5 or 10 seconds, he might have won. Shitting on your opponent is a more effective finishing move than a chokehold or arm bar.

You point out the woman, who looks to be carrying the next generation of Bills fans (which means the baby is already drunk and giving blowies to its own umbilical cord), but no love for Zubaz Pants Guy rushing in at the 20-second mark to serve as a blocker for the grill?

Well, the comparison between Aquaman and Tannehill is valid.

1) A survival knife (the kind with a hollow handle that contains waterproof matches, a compass, maybe a flint/magnesium fire striker, and fishing line, plus a longer blade) is much better than a pocket knife, if you have time to prepare and are planning for a worst-case scenario.

Depending on your local climate, you shouldn’t skimp on the sleeping bag. You don’t want to hit the road with one that’s only rated to 30 degrees if you’re going to spend a winter outdoors in Minnesota or New England.

I think the Wrestlecrap guys do. Losing TNA is going to be to them what it would be like for the rest of the world to suddenly lose access to fossil fuels.

Good luck with that. Stephen A. Smith is the Jason Voorhees of journalism. He’ll never die and he murders every aspect of the profession that he sees.

How does this man still have a job!?

Could’ve been the end of the parade route, and the driver just didn’t know it.

The fans reportedly thought about throwing bags of urine on the field, but realized it was already covered with shit.