For the record, I doubt they were “playing” on their iPads. More likely looking over a script or following some of the games that they’re going to have to be up to date on in a few minutes.

I’m a conservative, but I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, Mr. Crazy Man. You’re ranting like a methed-up hobo on a freeway off-ramp.

Well, that certainly has held back Alabama, LSU, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Ole Miss, Georgia and Southern Cal. If they’d just go with alternate uniforms on a regular basis, I bet those schools could kick some serious ass.

This is exactly how I’ve felt for years. I hope Obama is coming for your guns, all of them, you fucking monsters. Yes. #AllOfYou

Well said, Barry. I work a sports beat and, thankfully, haven’t had to work a lot of stories involving tragic deaths. One of my great professional fears is getting a phone call about some football player who died in a wreck on his way home Friday night, or covering a game where a player gets paralyzed.

Watch yourself with this mini flame war, man. I heard Simulord once killed a man just to watch him die.

Grotesquely dislocated shoulder and a seizure after wiping out? Looks pretty realistic to me.

So we make it OK to sell it to a 17-year-old, and then the 16-year-olds start to complain how it makes no sense they can’t buy weed. Drop it to 16 and the 15-year-olds think it’s unfair.

Somebody’s day is about to get fucked.

The photo above was taken by a reader who was tailgating at yesterday’s Browns game, in an area aptly named The Pit.

I thought they were caused by the increasing scrutiny his thuggish program was finally beginning to attract.

They’re the Bills. At this point, everything is reason to celebrate.

That’s not how you wear a hat, sweetheart.

At 0:32 on the clip, I could not believe what I was watching.

It’s not “televised” in the classic sense, it’s streamed online.

Of course, the whales and dolphins might be deep under the ocean squeaking, clicking and wringing their flippers over the same problem. Maybe they’re the dumb ones, not us. After all, they’re breathing air and living under water. Not very smart if you ask me.

The defender turned his body when Kiel started to slide. He got him up high, but with the back of his shoulder. If anything, the defender did a pretty good job of avoiding a helmet-to-helmet hit that easily could have occurred.

Chris Chandler was the quarterback for Atlanta’s Super Bowl team, not Steve DeBerg. The 44-year-old Deberg was on the team — brought back five years after he retired — but only started one game (a 28-3 loss to the Jets in Week 7).

My favorite one, seen at a porn shop in New Orleans, was “Thicka than a Snicka”

I’m a sports writer at a small newspaper, mostly covering high school sports, and several years ago I did a story on what life in the dugout is like for high school players. Everybody has a job, whether it’s chasing foul balls or charting pitches. By the time they get to high school, at least with good teams, it’s a…