They missed a golden opportunity on the Friday the 13th sweater. Should have made it Mrs. Voorhees’ blue sweater.

Why do the Xenomorphs even need a convoluted origin story? Part of the terror, to me, was that these were just really nasty creatures that we humans stumbled across, didn’t know anything about, and had no easy way to keep from killing us. They’re hungry animals.

Just be careful you don’t take that shit into a Caitlyn Jenner story. You’ll have a posse armed with torches and pitchforks at your door within the hour.

C’mon now. Everybody knows that’s a Detroit thing.

The amazing part? Three weeks later the fan was introduced as the 87th member of the nWo.

Looks like it’s growing nipples. Is it hitting puberty?

To Dilfer’s credit, he’s readily acknowledged that he didn’t live up to his potential as a first-round draft pick. He’d probably be the first to admit he wasn’t the reason that team won, too.

“Doormat Salesman,” eh?

Sci-Fi and not horror, but the scene toward the end of “Starship Troopers” where the big bug sucks Zander’s brain out through a straw has always given me the heebie-jeebies. Seeing the realization and shock on his face at what’s happening, then the eyes roll back, and finally the little bits of brain going up the…

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While you’re at it, compare and contrast the villainy of Chong Li and Tong Po.

Why is it a discussion? Because Bloodsport, as great as it is, might not even be Van Damme’s most enjoyably cheesy movie. Not when he’s got “Kickboxer” on his resumé.

Well, Billy Cole only got four games for this, so Pacman probably would’ve had to leave Cooper’s brain splattered on the turf to get a full season.

I throat-slashed many times. I’ve even gotten fined for it.

Meh. This one was better:

About the only reason he walked away was because his teammate was on top of things and pushed him away. I think the same guy (looked like No. 2 or No. 7, hard to tell which from the angle) came back after the initial incident and pulled off another teammate who was starting to get mouthy with the ref.

Whats wrong with shooting in the leg? Why do u have to kill with every shot?

Yeah, but if the choice is death or going back to Cleveland and watching another 50 years of shitty Browns football, the Cleveland fan is probably walking around with a paper target on his back. At best, he’s suicide-bombing someone else.

Just trying to make everyone aware of the situation, I assume. The other guys were looking the other way, probably couldn’t hear anything because of the music, and you never know what some dingbat might do for their 15 minutes of fame.

The fullbacks at Baylor still do that. Mostly off the field, though.