We haven’t even heard the side of their argument. Assuming these kids are scumbags before hearing what drove them too this is absurd. But oh well.
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Plus, no team has ever had a punt formation where the “DB” lined up 15 yards behind the line of scrimmage, off to the punter’s right. This play was directly set up by the coach. I don’t have inside information, it’s just that there isn’t any other plausible explanation.
Fellatio? Please.
Couldn’t help but laugh at No. 11 for BYU coming over to give the ref a hug as he signaled touchdown.
The Citronaut looks like if Kazoo from The Flintstones got drunk, crash-landed in Orlando, decided to enroll at UCF, joined a frat and took six years to earn a degree in criminal justice.
Don’t forget the ridiculously long supply lines the Chinese would have to establish. The Americans, with allies and bases in Japan, South Korea and other scattered areas of the Pacific, would have a better chance of invading China than China would of invading the U.S.
Well, the Rockies have generally smelled like an egg and burrito fueled fart this season, so your guess of gas leak sounds about right.
I think you’re fine as long as you have a connection to the various schools and a clear pecking order. I’ve known people who were undergrads at School A and went to grad school at School B, and root for both — but if they ever played each other (and they’re in different conferences, so it doesn’t happen often) School…
Absolutely. That used to be one of my tests for whether a relationship would last. If, by the third date, you can’t comfortably pass gas in front of a woman it will not last long.
I often do the same thing. It’s like a foghorn — three long, loud blasts to warn approaching spouses of danger.
I went to cover a Cotton Bowl there a few years ago, and on the media bus going to the stadium people were asking the hostess all sorts of questions about Jerry World. The one that blew my mind was that parking at the stadium for a Cowboys game is $100 (and this was five years ago, so it might even be more now).
“Dammit, Dad, you told me you wouldn’t show that thing off. I can’t even take a piss against a chain link fence for 5 seconds without you turning into a drunken asshole. For fuck’s sake, we’re from Dallas, not Philadelphia.”
It matters to those of us in Mississippi.
He. Sucks.
I get what they are trying to show ...
What should make me feel old?
That’s cute, sweetheart. Now that took PawPaw six months to build so DON’T FREAKING TOUCH THAT!!!
“I feel like I need a tetanus shot just looking at her.”
LSU has had a few more than that, depending on how you measure it. Bert Jones was the No. 2 overall pick in the draft in 1973 and did all right in the NFL with the Colts. Tommy Hodson left LSU as the SEC’s all-time passing leader in the late 80s (still No. 15 on the list, which is impressive considering the way the…
Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life. Or, like the other poster said, maybe not all of us are up to date on the intricate cypher and coding system of racist groups, gangbangers and other assorted no-goodniks who turn innocent everyday things into mindbending leaps of symbolic logic.