I hear that’s a pretty shitty town.

We had two young men from a local high school this year both accepted into West Point. One is from an Army family and was heading there all along, the other settled on it after turning down a commission from the Air Force Academy. Both of them were at the top of their class, 4.0 GPA/33+ ACT score students, state…

What about Power Girl?

Whenever I think of this farce, it reminds me of the “Band of Brothers” scene where Captain Sobel (Goodell) is trying to drum up a chickenshit charge on Dick Winters (Brady).

I actually did that same move once in high school. A bunch of cars were stopped for a red light in front of the school. I stepped out from between two of them stopped in the right lane, and saw another one coming at me in the left lane. She was slowing down for the light, so probably going 10-15 mph. Fast enough to do…

Twenty bucks says you smoke a lot of clove cigarettes and have a beard.

If people like him and I left you idiots would turn this place in to Idiocracy inside of a month.

Where the hell are you from? Philly, along with the Delaware Memorial Bridge, is the southern boundary of the Northeast. Delaware is the DMZ, and the Mid-Atlantic starts in Maryland/Baltimore.

Not every sport, but it’s not uncommon in baseball. They’ll usually hold a guy out of the game entirely if they’re close on a trade.

This is new. Usually people cry when they get traded to the Mets.

When you’re in FedEx Field watching the Redskins, every view is shitty.

Bob Ryan looks like Andy Rooney complaining about the fact he just shit himself on national television.

Love seeing Wii Sports in here. I still have my Wii — which is ridiculously awesome as a throwback machine, thanks to the Wii Shop (Blades of Steel, the original Tecmo Bowl, Double Dribble and dozens of other games are there for $5 in all their NES/Genesis/SNES, etc., glory) — and have been playing the hell out of…

Good to see some love for Baseball Simulator 1.000. Played the NES and not the Super NES version, though. I’d stay up all night waiting for the damn games to sim (they took 5-10 minutes apiece) while playing a season. Good fun though.

Hell yes, Tecmo Super Bowl. First football game where you could play a season with stats. I think I can still recall half the 1991 NFL schedule by heart. Also great for college buddy tournaments.

LOVED those THQ wrestling games for the N64. It was like someone actually played the damn things, said, “This is great, but you know what would make it better ...?” and then actually put that idea into the next one. They kept building and improving on each other like some mad video game scientist trying to create the…

I thought the most Cub thing ever came in the eighth inning of this one, when Freddy Galvis got a two-run Little League home run on a 100-foot bloop fly ball to right field.

My thing is the ship’s called the USS The Sullivans? Does that strike no one else as weird. Like someone named it after their neighbors.

That’s pretty much the entire recap of Jets draft picks for the past 40 years.

Reading the recap, I think I’d rather just go watch the 8-minute segment from Futurama’s “Tales of Interest” episode again. I’ll see it done 10 times better and save 90 minutes of my life.