Went to see it today. There was some silliness and humor, especially with his ability to command ants (although they did give a scientific explanation; he’s not just king of the ants), but not as much as Guardians of the Galaxy.

Well, judging by some of the photos we’ve seen over the years he’s definitely got the “hung” part wrapped up.

Well said, sir.

Careful, man. That kind of talk will get your Kinja Card revoked.

Or ESPN Dipshites

I get and appreciate the theory that we could pour that $250 million into schools, poor neighborhoods, orphanages, paving the streets with gold, etc.

If the movies have taught me anything, it’s that a dog could get that soccer ball in about 5 seconds:

It’s the stuff you flip over between the centerfold close-up of a spread vagina, and the still photos from last month’s porn shoot that have been remixed with photo captions to form some weird and sordid version of one of the Forum letters.

I like doing that in the summer after I’ve cut grass. It’s usually about 92 degrees outside, and after 2 hours using a push mower I’m on the verge of heat exhaustion by the time I get done. I’ll turn the water to cool or even cold and just sit there for 10-15 minutes until I feel normal again. It works wonders.

Those radar guns are an awful gauge because you’re coming in cold. For the same reason, it’s also a good way to blow out your shoulder.

I think it depends on how accurate you can be with your pitches. If you can avoid walking people, I think you can get out of the inning with the lead. I’ve seen enough high school games in my day (where the gap in talent and velocity from the best pitchers to the worst is huge) to know that throwing 60 mph can be as…

There was a show on Fox a couple of weeks ago where they had a couple of those “Pro vs. Joe” type contests. I think it was a pilot for a series, but it was pretty terrible so I doubt it’ll get picked up. Normal people competed against pro athletes for $100,000 straight up, then $50,000 and $25,000 with various…

I was commenting on a Jezebel post. If I shortchanged the Divas, they might have sent Tamina to my house to beat me up.

To be fair, this might be the first time in a decade — maybe ever — that WWE has had enough talented women on the roster at one time to have the depth to push the division as a whole. They’ve always had two or three at any given time, but whenever they’ve showcased the ones beyond that it was often quickly obvious…

My God. You’re not kidding.

Where’s the porn?

Might be a dumb question, but I haven’t seen it anywhere ... did he tunnel out or did his associates tunnel in?

Never for the 9-3-5? It’s certainly not common, but I don’t know if I’d say never.

Avoiding bars in Tallahassee is easier said than done ...

Did you go to college? Or ever been to a college town?