Wait, Spider-Man is getting his own MCU movie? When did this happen?

So we still get to see her boobs, one way or the other?

I’m not wishing ill will on you, but I SO want to imagine you accidentally stumbling into a dark alley that’s suddenly closed off on both ends by Bruce Lee disciples angry over a magazine article you wrote. Then you can fight off 50 of them. It’s just an awesome visual image.

To be fair, IF you can keep your wits about you (and that’s a big if), and I assume if the shark isn’t too big, punching it in the snout is what they say you should do.

They could probably cut a deal with the NCAA to throw the licensing money into a general fund that’s distributed equally among all the players. It’d be good PR for everyone and a good thing for the players.

If I heard the movie’s explanation right, going small also makes Ant-Man super dense. That’s why he’s able to pack the same punch (“Like a bullet” was the way the movie termed it). I’m not a physicist, so I don’t know if it’s BS or not, but if we can roll with guys blowing up cars with handguns from 300 yards away in…

Went to see it today. There was some silliness and humor, especially with his ability to command ants (although they did give a scientific explanation; he’s not just king of the ants), but not as much as Guardians of the Galaxy.

Well, judging by some of the photos we’ve seen over the years he’s definitely got the “hung” part wrapped up.

I’m still waiting for the answers from the “celebrities.”

Well said, sir.

Careful, man. That kind of talk will get your Kinja Card revoked.

Or ESPN Dipshites

I get and appreciate the theory that we could pour that $250 million into schools, poor neighborhoods, orphanages, paving the streets with gold, etc.

It’s like the online version of the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart. You get excited about possibly finding something awesome on the cheap, so you dig around for a few minutes only to come up with 18 copies of “Jack and Jill,” six of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II,” and a stray 3-pack of Halloweens 3-6.

If the movies have taught me anything, it’s that a dog could get that soccer ball in about 5 seconds:

It’s the stuff you flip over between the centerfold close-up of a spread vagina, and the still photos from last month’s porn shoot that have been remixed with photo captions to form some weird and sordid version of one of the Forum letters.

I like doing that in the summer after I’ve cut grass. It’s usually about 92 degrees outside, and after 2 hours using a push mower I’m on the verge of heat exhaustion by the time I get done. I’ll turn the water to cool or even cold and just sit there for 10-15 minutes until I feel normal again. It works wonders.

Those radar guns are an awful gauge because you’re coming in cold. For the same reason, it’s also a good way to blow out your shoulder.

I think it depends on how accurate you can be with your pitches. If you can avoid walking people, I think you can get out of the inning with the lead. I’ve seen enough high school games in my day (where the gap in talent and velocity from the best pitchers to the worst is huge) to know that throwing 60 mph can be as…

There was a show on Fox a couple of weeks ago where they had a couple of those “Pro vs. Joe” type contests. I think it was a pilot for a series, but it was pretty terrible so I doubt it’ll get picked up. Normal people competed against pro athletes for $100,000 straight up, then $50,000 and $25,000 with various…