I was commenting on a Jezebel post. If I shortchanged the Divas, they might have sent Tamina to my house to beat me up.

To be fair, this might be the first time in a decade — maybe ever — that WWE has had enough talented women on the roster at one time to have the depth to push the division as a whole. They’ve always had two or three at any given time, but whenever they’ve showcased the ones beyond that it was often quickly obvious…

My God. You’re not kidding.

Where’s the porn?

Might be a dumb question, but I haven’t seen it anywhere ... did he tunnel out or did his associates tunnel in?

Never for the 9-3-5? It’s certainly not common, but I don’t know if I’d say never.

Avoiding bars in Tallahassee is easier said than done ...

Did you go to college? Or ever been to a college town?

Another one that I found out about the hard way is that, when you see a speed limit sign, draw an imaginary line across the road for where the new limit starts. If you’re speeding even a few feet before that, they can pull you over.

Yeah, you must’ve missed the memo. Making fun of anything gay people do is on the “no fly” list now. The only acceptable humor now is bland knock-knock jokes and anything about scared white people flying the Confederate flag in ‘Murica.

There’s also not really a lot you can do on that play as a runner. You just don’t know if it’s a hit or an out. If it’s an out, then yeah, you look a little stupid — but the White Sox would’ve had a double play anyway if the right fielder makes a good throw to first.

9-3-5

It might definitely be an age thing. Growing up in the 80s with the Voyager 2 mission, this was something that was a fairly regular occurrence. I was born in 1976 and too young to remember the Jupiter and Saturn flybys, but I was 10 when we passed Uranus and 13 for the Neptune flyby. Being that age and a little geeky,…

Vince Coleman just watched this and started having ‘Nam flashbacks.

Trump’s a little too crazy, petty and vindictive to seriously consider for president, but damn if he isn’t fun. Seeing someone in that position who cranks their “I don’t give a fuck-o-meter” to 11 and doesn’t buckle at the slightest bit of pressure from the PC crowd is refreshing.

Why far-fetched? I heard this explanation for its origin in my seventh-grade social studies class, and that was about 25 years ago.

If we’re looking at bad wrecks, it’s not just the big tracks that can be scary. This was a guy named Mike Harmon during a Busch Series practice at Bristol. Some idiot left an access gate ajar, Harmon lost control and hit the edge of it. The scary part is how close the other car comes to just pancaking him while he’s…

Carter is probably the only decent human being to hold the office since Washington and should have been re-elected.

Who will they use it against?

Safe Mode for our exploratory robots is actually pretty cool. Any time they encouter something outside their expected parameters that could hurt them, they literally shut down everything, point an antenna at Earth, and call home.