Morbo

6/27/15

What about Jimmy Carter?

6/27/15

Seriously, dude, be careful on that high horse. You might break something when you come down off it.

6/27/15

Well, nothing compares to the power of the presidency, of course, but you’re thinking of him in terms of being one of 100 senators. That would not be the case. Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell are hardly powerless, no matter how much they try to be.

6/27/15

Eh, perception is such a subjective thing, but I would argue that Carter has been at least as active—if not more so—in politics than Clinton has even if he isn’t known for it.

6/27/15

That’s not at all what was being celebrated today. But thanks for reminding us that we still have a work to do.

6/27/15

There hasn’t really been an ex-President in a position to do anything for a long time. Bush II was despised even by his own party (not even invited to fundraisers), Clinton was scandal ridden and needed to lay low, Bush I was old and never particularly popular and the right was mad about the tax thing, Reagan was…

6/27/15

Carter has had his moments, but I think he’s been more prominent for his work with Habitat for Humanity than his politics.

6/27/15

Well, today IS the day we as a nation are celebrating ripping assholes ...

6/26/15

Bush II is doing what most ex-presidents generally do — keeping a low profile when it comes to politics. Bill Clinton is the exception to this rule, probably the first since Teddy Roosevelt who has been politically active after leaving office, but even he did a good job staying out of the spotlight for most of Bush’s…

6/26/15

You can’t seriously believe that?

6/26/15

The 12-year-old with the lip piercing is SO The Hacker.

6/26/15

Yeah, they have uniforms and everything. It’s great.

6/26/15

You make that sound like a bad thing.

6/26/15

How do you fuck time?

6/25/15

“Kristaps Porzingis” sounds like a brand of Polish pork rinds.

6/25/15

At Florida State, they call that “foreplay.”

6/25/15

Fredric Wertham’s ghost is writing an angry letter to DC as we speak.

6/25/15

Stop trawling for recommends. That joke jumped the shark ages ago. You really need to change your tuna.

6/25/15

The foundation contributed $32,985 to non-profit groups in 2013 and had another $155,629 in expenses for “charitable purposes” – $13,947 in office administrative fees, $2,741 in meals, $54,075 in expenses for a football camp for underprivileged youth, $20,062 in promotions, $46,583 on a bowling fundraiser and another…

6/25/15

Don’t feel the need to justify your position by trying to speak for others and exclaim your view is widely held. Just stop at your own opinions and you’ll be fine.