What sense of humor? Fart jokes aren’t funny, and 1980s references are never funny.

It’s amazing the number of people here in Colorado who still maintain that Tebow is a world class qb and should still be playing the league. I’m pretty sure those people are not the same ones who voted for legalizing marijuana.

I don’t know what’s going on at a molecular level, but I usually seem to make sperm by watching PornHub.

I think it’s something like this:

I heard that when he learned of the Michigan’s existence, the ghost of Woody Hayes said he’d rather let a bunch of commie Russkie bastards fly a flag over the White House than be saved by that sub.

I was wondering the same thing. Seems like they would have to add players, otherwise you could end up with 3-on-1. At which point you might as well just get the gooniest goon you can find and start taking people out.

Not the worst I’ve ever seen. For some reason, the neon kind of works for me. It’s not terribly overdone, like if one of their jerseys was neon and the accents were red or black, and is a newer shade of their familiar red-and-yellow scheme. The neon kind of pops off the red, black and white. I can dig it.

That thing looked like a home run derby home run.

I bet your favorite hobby is going to parties and pooping in the punch bowl.

Or, to be fair, I suppose this could be his job. There are professional gamers. Either way, this guy spends a lot of his time doing this. Way more than the average person.

Because there’s people who, apparently, have no jobs and nothing else to do but spend half their day mastering this sort of thing.

Sam Hinkie just traded trade Pollack’s corpse to the Knicks for a 2019 draft pick. Hinkie gets a future asset, and the Knicks get an upgrade over their current roster.

I work a lot on the weekends with a skeleton crew of three or four other people in the office. One of the regular dinner foods in my weekend rotation is a large pizza. I’ll eat about half of it one night, then either take the rest home or keep it in the office fridge for the following night.

Creamed in cream

From the explanations here, it’s sounds like the legal difference between assault and attempted murder is similar to the one between manslaughter and murder.

Sam Hinkie isn’t so much upset that this guy won’t play for the Sixers, as he is that he won’t get to trade him for two second-round picks, a first-rounder that’s lottery protected for the next decade, and Theo Ratliff’s expiring contract.

Yes, they call it “the regular season” in most NBA cities.

Is there any person alive now who was a slave on a plantation?

What does Herve Villechaize know about soccer?

Shot .... OOOOOHHHHH!!! HE HIT THE POST!