And the liberal justices (and liberals in general) never do this? C’mon, man ...

People shouldn’t be murdering other people, either, but they do so with the full knowledge that having their own life taken because of it is a distinct possibility.

Of course the vagina-stealing aliens are fake, silly. Everyone knows aliens prefer to do anal.

How could this possibly end badly?

Ruben Amaro Jr. just called the Nats GM to inquire about a trade.

When you’re resorting to bringing in position players to pitch with two innings left, it’s a pretty clear sign your night has gone off the rails.

I just saw the towel and wasn’t paying enough attention to who was waving it. Guess I assumed it was Sandberg. Of course, as a Philly sports fan, it’s entirely possible I was blinded by my tears of rage.

Francoeur hit 86 on the gun, mixed it up nicely with a 70 mph curveball and only gave up one hit and two runs in his two innings of work.

Ryne Sandberg frantically waving a white towel sums up this Phillies season nicely, doesn’t it?

I’ve taken a bit of a shine to wraps, at least the ones I make at home. A soft tortilla can be a nice change of pace to bread. A philly steak wrap with peppers, onions, mushrooms and jalapeños is especially yummy once in a while.

Well, as a “Chopped” champion, Drew does have some pretentious foodie street cred.

You sure about that? The category of “sandwiches” encompasses so many different things — everything from PB&J or a simple ham and cheese, to burgers and fancy stuff that includes bread and meat — that it might be difficult not to eat one just because there’s so many different kinds. You could eat sandwiches every day…

Captain SuperTongue is a tremendous porn name.

I thought there have always been plenty of Blackhawks fans around Chicago, but they’d soured on the ownership and years of mediocrity in the 50 years between Cups. They didn’t go away, as it were, they were just in hibernation.

I did mention his sons. Hard to believe Cody is going on 10 years in WWE already, but I singled out Dustin because he (or Goldust, to be more precise) is practically an icon in his own right at this point.

Isn’t that the same as when any celebrity dies? None of us actually know these people, but it doesn’t stop us from shedding a tear or being a little saddened that someone who contributed to something we enjoy — and even our own lives, in an abstract sense — is gone.

Fake Hogan is a guy named Curtis Axel (in real life, Mr. Perfect’s son) and fake Macho Man is a guy named Damien Sandow.

I saw a few who were pretty emotional. Paige was wiping away some tears, and Stephanie McMahon looked like she was doing the “stare at the ceiling bit” to fight them off. Seth Rollins was closing his eyes, too, probably doing the same as Stephanie. Big Show and Kane had respectful looks toward the end.

The hell you say! A 40-year veteran; an accomplished wrestler; one of the most respected not just workers, but men, in the industry; a guy who was literally winning championships before the guys he was helping train now were even alive; an icon of the business, one of the 10 or 15 most recognizable wrestlers of the…

Rhodes—who died Thursday—actually only spent a short amount of time in what was then WWF, but the sports entertainment monster has consumed many of the smaller promotions in which Rhodes made his name as a wrestler.