No idea who Egoraptor is, but my money’s on Lucas Barton.

Darko still has one more championship ring than Carmelo.

First Jordan Crawford, and now this. It’s obvious Lebron is just racist toward camera people.

Good idea in theory, but that might actually be unconstitutional. No idea of the case law on that, I’m sure some of the Gawker lawyers around here can clarify, but denying the right to counsel could be construed as a violation of the sixth amendment. Plus, does the definition of “free lawyer services” include public…

He’s referring to the argument about why college athletes should be paid. One of them suggested they should be, because they couldn’t afford to eat.

Second time in this series Bishop has shit all over himself.

Well, to be fair, football is hardly the only thing he sucks at.

This is just completely sad though, no thought or effort he was just like ‘What have we got I can use? Any power tools? Also, hey grab that cinder block by the dumpster.’ It’s like watching an entertainer who’s just given up and just rolls out any old crap nowadays.

Chris Matthews would happily provide in-depth analysis. He’d probably do nothing but bash the referees, though.

So for $500 I can have Ric Flair come to my house and cut a promo to get my day started!?

On the one hand: it’s a joke. Lighten up. One of the commenters last night asked, post-LeBron/Camera collission as LeBron is clearly in pain, if the cut in his head meant he was going to bring back the headband. This is what these guys do.

Sure, Flair is a shell of his former self, but look at the bright side. Thanks to that brief appearance, six of his wives got another alimony check and the IRS made a few thousand bucks that’ll help pay off his massive tax burden. So there is that.

Mein Koochie

Well aren’t you special, with your awesome life experiences.

If I were to catch two or three, then yeah, I’d probably start giving them away too. You’re right in that at some point it’s nothing special. It is just a baseball. There’s also a point where it’s not “just a baseball,” and if someone wants to keep their souvenir they shouldn’t be made to feel like something is wrong…

Just ... fuck this, man. Fuck this line of fucked up thinking.

I work at a newspaper as well. Can’t remember what image we used, but nowadays I’d probably get in trouble for running that photo — not because it’s too racy, but because it wasn’t teeball, youth baseball, or some other hyperlocal thing eight people care about, and because “you could see that picture and get that…

Worst NFL offseasons of all-time, ranked:

For the love of God, will you show some Re2pect?

Good to see the guy who played Slim Goodbody was able to finally find work.