How do you get “no self control” from that? I’d rather pay as I go than pay a giant bill at the end of the month. And the original point still stands. Rather than charge (or debit) for that $6 value meal at McDonald’s, or the $1 pack of gum at the convenience store, I’d rather just pay cash and not worry about the…

That list looks like the running back waiver wire from Week 9 of the 2012 season in every fantasy football league in America.

No, junior, it’s called a debit card that deducts from your checking account. I don’t like paying huge credit card bills for the hundreds of dollars in charges I’d rack up every month just paying for everyday things. Been there, done that.

Christina Hendricks’ rack should be No. 38, just as a tribute.

Who the hell wants to swipe their card for every little $2 purchase at the convenience store, and then have to keep up with it in their account? If it’s less than $5, I’m definitely paying cash. Always keep about $100 on me just to have enough where it’s not even an issue, but not so much that I feel like a target’s…

I bet if you pay enough, “Whore shit” most definitely can be a thing.

Could be worse. You could be the poor bastard who has to dress up in this get-up. It’s for a bar in New Orleans called Tropical Isle, which serves a drink called the hand grenade. Every so often they’ll send someone, I assume the least popular employee, out onto the sidewalk in a fully enclosed plastic/rubber suit…

This is really just a solution in search of a problem, isn’t it? Is there anyone (or, I should say, enough people) who seriously gets offended by Andrew Jackson to the point that we need to take his face off a $20 bill?

If you’re not a fan of our current cash, you could give it all to me. I kind of like the stuff. Collect it, even.

Teddy’s got a certain degree of maniacal glee there, like he just went upside somebody’s head with that bat.

Fierce Ben Franklin has the skillz to pay the billz.

The kicking team was clearly from the Polish-American league, but are we sure the return team wasn’t the German-American all-stars?

Here is the catering menu for MetLife Stadium: http://www.metlifestadium.com/docs/default-s…

I used to hate Orton’s suspended DDT too, until maybe 2010 or so when he added a little wrinkle to it that was genius.

I’m a sports writer at a small newspaper. Years ago, I covered a boxing card headlined by a guy named Limmy Young. He’s Joe Louis’ grandson, a light heavyweight fighter, and at the time he was about 7-0 as a pro. He was in the main event against some jamoke from Mississippi. The guy was a no-name, but he’d had about…

Brett Favre begs to differ.

Bad news, folks. Everyone who has called Mayweather a “woman beater” or something similar on this post will not even be allowed to purchase the rematch on PPV.

Isn’t “Dick Rider” Northstar’s nickname?

Except the last year of Bradford’s “rookie contract” will cost about as much as a high-end FA quarterback would, because Bradford was drafted under the old CBA before the rookie contracts actually got cheap. Foles, meanwhile, WAS drafted under the new CBA and in the same situation as Bradford — last year of the deal,…

Nowadays, he would’ve been taken out by a surface to air missile somewhere over Queens.