Teddy’s got a certain degree of maniacal glee there, like he just went upside somebody’s head with that bat.

Fierce Ben Franklin has the skillz to pay the billz.

The kicking team was clearly from the Polish-American league, but are we sure the return team wasn’t the German-American all-stars?

Here is the catering menu for MetLife Stadium: http://www.metlifestadium.com/docs/default-s…

I used to hate Orton’s suspended DDT too, until maybe 2010 or so when he added a little wrinkle to it that was genius.

I’m a sports writer at a small newspaper. Years ago, I covered a boxing card headlined by a guy named Limmy Young. He’s Joe Louis’ grandson, a light heavyweight fighter, and at the time he was about 7-0 as a pro. He was in the main event against some jamoke from Mississippi. The guy was a no-name, but he’d had about…

Brett Favre begs to differ.

Bad news, folks. Everyone who has called Mayweather a “woman beater” or something similar on this post will not even be allowed to purchase the rematch on PPV.

Isn’t “Dick Rider” Northstar’s nickname?

Except the last year of Bradford’s “rookie contract” will cost about as much as a high-end FA quarterback would, because Bradford was drafted under the old CBA before the rookie contracts actually got cheap. Foles, meanwhile, WAS drafted under the new CBA and in the same situation as Bradford — last year of the deal,…

Nowadays, he would’ve been taken out by a surface to air missile somewhere over Queens.

I worked for a notoriously high-calorie, large-portion casual dining chain that specialized in having an obscene selection of cheesecakes on their dessert menu. The location where I worked was notoriously busy. Super, super busy. It wasn’t uncommon to go on waits of 4+ hours over the holidays. If you had a large…

Do they have Friendships in this game? Jason doing the Crispin Glover dance from Final Chapter would be all sorts of awesomeness.

So many people wanting the sleeping bag fatality that they’re forgetting an even better one that would go just as well (if not better) in a fighting game — the “eyeball pop” from Friday the 13th Part 3.

I think I watched a few scenes from “Flesh Plumber” on YouPorn the other night.

What was Pacquaio supposed to say during hype week?

Marco!

The fight is only going to last an hour, max, though, and more than likely that’s the worst hour for business because everyone is focused on the fight instead of getting drunk. Just getting them through the door, preferably a couple of hours early to find a spot and beat the crowd, is the goal.

“J&J Productions, this is Peggy.”

Roger Goodell would suspend him for 10 issues for that.