But how much better is our personal transportation system, i.e., cars and highways? Or even the air transportation system?

"Many cats living in it ..."

That's because Justin Bieber is the douchiest douche who ever douched. Having a shiny chrome car is only one of a million reasons why.

As a bonus, if you park it at the right angle you can use it to fry entire ant hills.

This blows.

"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope" has been the Wizards/Bullets slogan since 1980.

They ought to do a bunch of these and call them "Where's Marshawn?"

It's the same company that makes and ships the "Seattle Seahawks: Super Bowl XLIX Champions" T-shirts to Burundi.

Is that main picture of young Hubie Brown or middle-aged Moe Szyslak?

Me: "Alright, so I have a venti whole milk with whip skinny peppermint mocha. Just to be sure, you still want the sugar free mocha and peppermint syrups, correct?"

Mysterio is a much better darts player.

Also famous for getting on the wrong side of Randy Orton at a time when Orton was on top and sending guys packing or to purgatory (Kennedy, Kofi Kingston) on a regular basis over botched moves. And for winning the Money in the Bank match, announcing he was cashing in at Wrestlemania some 10 months later, and then…

Did his brakes fail? Looked like he barely slowed down or kicked up any smoke off the tires at all on his way to the wall, and he traveled an awful long way to get there.

Isn't it physically impossible for seven officials to monitor 22 players?

They already have. They called it the 1930s.

In all seriousness, the Yankees and Red Sox are almost single-handedly responsible for this. Their games were 13.9 and 10.5 minutes over the 3 hour, 2 minute average, respectively, from 2012-13. Third on the list was the Dodgers at 7.9 minutes.

It's horror, which is technically a sci-fi sub genre, but Friday the 13th Part VII was also famous for being sent back again and again to go from an X rating to an R. At the time I think it held the record for most re-edits to appease the MPAA (more than a dozen, IIRC). All of the cuts were for excessive blood, gore…

The Slamball Guy who nearly got his leg severed by landing in the seams between the trampolines thinks this sport is a bad, bad idea.

Fox Sports Florida? Shouldn't this have been on The Ocho?

The future worlds depicted in Back to the Future II and The Running Man don't seem to be coming to fruition.