Might be more at Fox's request. You spend billions of dollars on TV rights over a 30-year period, I imagine you'd get some pull on a relatively minor scheduling tweak every few years.

If that's the case, it can be alleviated by tweaking the NFL doubleheaders so that Fox has the late game for a few weeks and regional coverage early, and CBS has a similar string of late games for a few weeks to balance things out. Similar to what CBS used to to do with U.S. Open tennis the first week or two of the…

The thing I always hate is getting a large order of fries and the drive thru person gives you two packets of ketchup. As if these things cost the restaurant $5 apiece. You absolutely need to ask for more, but you only get one shot at it before looking like some kind of freak who's hoarding ketchup for a bizarre…

I worked with a guy a few years ago who ate his lunch — fairly regularly — on the shitter.

Because there are more non-deaf people than deaf people, and a 150db blast of sound is generally a good way to let people know there's a 100-ton, 1-mile long stack of steel barreling toward them?

Also why I hate the Yankees. Grew up in Jersey with a few obnoxious Yankees fans as friends. This was in the mid-80s, so despite the team's relative mediocrity they never shut the hell up about how Don Mattingly was the greatest player in baseball.

Yeah, that Ruth guy? Totally overrated. He didn't die tragically, so fuck him.

Chief Kick'em in the Ass'em

Reid would have done this, but the Browns set a midnight deadline and he waited until 12:15 to make a decision.

As if Cleveland didn't suck enough, it's even last in the NFL in places to get quality weed and booze.

Didn't mention the Japanese balloon bombs in WWII. They sent hundreds of balloons loaded with incendiary bombs into the air, in the hopes they'd come down in the U.S. and start massive fires that would destroy half the country.

But this is wrong not just because the JRW neighborhoods are so far from the frontier of gentrification in Chicago that, even at the furious pace of change on the North Side, it would be generations before high-priced condos arrived. It's wrong because black neighborhoods in Chicago don't gentrify. Because white…

In 1984 they said the show was dying.

Elle Macpherson, circa 1986-92ish, put me on a rocketship to puberty.

Is Christie Brinkley showing some pubes on the 1980 cover?

I think that's it's own subcategory on YouPorn.

I think I could've put myself through a year of college with how much money I spent on the TMNT arcade game as a 12-year-old. That, Street Fighter II and Mortal Kombat II damn near bankrupted an entire generation of kids.

Well, there was that whole Pearl Harbor thing that kind of made the Japanese seem less than trustworthy.

Watching the wreck again, the fleeing driver obviously got the worst of the wreck and was far more disoriented than the couple in the van was. The fleeing driver more sideswiped the van than rear-ended it as he tried to squeeze in between the two cars at the stoplight. I'm sure it wasn't pleasant for the people he…

This was written in 1993, when he was still the *only* person to have beaten Tyson.