Yeah, can’t believe Oshie would ram his head into Kunitz’s raised stick like that.

Well, Kunitz just knocked the helmet off a Cap with a two-handed swat off the stick to a temple, and then head-hunted TJ Oshe in open ice, but oh no a Cap held Malkin’s stick :( :( :( :( :(

Little Sid couldn’t land a big shot on anyone on his best fucking day. Diving is his signature move.

If a player’s angle changes and a check ends up to their head as a result of that change of angle, then it’s not ruled targeting the head. I love Crosby; he’s the best in the world, but that was, AT MOST, a double minor.

Except no, it’s not. That’s the kind of move you make when you try to stop. Crosby was halfway on the ice, if you can plan that hit you’re a fucking master.

Wow. How is that even a penalty?  

Announcer: “Nobody in the NHL wants to see this”

And it was on that day, children, that I became a Caps fan.

Failure to cushion #87 in a loverly embrace, bracing him against possible contact as they both glide slowly to an almost sensual stop, 5 minutes

Hell no - Crosby hits him like that and Niskanen STILL gets a penalty for... headbutting the Golden, Saintly Mitts. I mean, come on!

I hate that the NHL gives bigger penalties based on injury.

If Niskanen does that to anyone else on the penguins, he doesn’t get a five-minute major and possibly doesn’t and often there would be no penalty at all.

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

If Crosby hits Niskanen like that, do we think Crosby gets a 5-minute major? Hmmm

It’s good to know that the name Harry Potter will forever live on in a book.

When I was a kid we had to carry around a twenty pound paper tome and look everything up alphabetically in an index filled with mostly words only used for Scrabble, if anyone still knows what that was. You young whippersnappers have it easy, just typing stuff in and getting trolled by instant results with beautifully…

The first gen forester will take on a new one all day long. It just needs a head gasket youth fountain.

I don’t see many anymore. They used to be everywhere. But I’d include it with Rogue.

Around here, the worst drivers are piloting shitty cars with paper plates and license plate frames from a BHPH lot.

I actually find the Muranos to be worse than the Rogues. Though these days they look so similar that I’ve given up trying to tell the difference from a distance.